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Benjamin Lan

17 yrs old

Born on: 25/01/1992

Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Aerospace Technology

Likes Flying and being an Audiophile

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Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wow, i didnt know time passed so fast! Well... This is A very random week. And a blur week as well.
Monday I had 2 test, both by Combined Humanities, and I didnt know about them at all. (Maybe cuz i was sleepy last week, not knowing anything).
Tuesday was A Maths test, also blur! I didnt practice questions on partial fractions and polynomials. So i kinda screwed up my test, next week still got another test on Differentiations of Logarithms, Maxima and Minima i think....
Also, on tuesday, our school beaten Raffles Institution in Hockey 'B' Division FInals, score was 4-3. (I wasn't bothered to go and support...)
Cuz of the Hockey National Championship title to our school, we had a half day to day, school ended at 10.15am. I studied so hard yesterday for my Physics test for today, and it was postponed to tomorrow, WTH!!! I still have D&T to complete, in which I have to bring my dumb $140 scale model plane for sizing. Sianzz...

At least i got my Nokia N81 BACK to entertain me =D.

I also got this lame joke from Ren Yuan's blog, its super funny! Our School's JC is one of them, but i found it disturbing.

LIGHT BULB JOKES!!! :
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb (and they are all busy in ACJC trying to fix one lightbulb.)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (eh. which JC got highest abortion rate ah?!)

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry. (PON TEN PHYSICS LESSON!)

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it. Amen.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps. 我们是从远方来到南洋的。

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Huh, what litebarb? Can eat?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the
rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper
school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?

A: A TJCian. And further edited by a temp JJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They think they are already very bright. (nb…)

3/26/2008 02:07:00 PM